May 2013
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March 2013
22 posts
maureenmargaret:
I wish I was still naive enough to think that marriage equality was going to solve any problems in the LGBT community.
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teenagerunawayharry:
walk into the club like what up my anxiety is really bad and it’s too crowded in here can we please leave
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jesseeisenbergsbonestructure:
if creepy white dudes are going to exist anyway can I take advantage of their generosity, get their hopes of sleeping with me up and then SMASH THEM TO THE GROUND?
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canadugh:
Dentists HATE her! Local woman is a huge bitch
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rlmjob:
Will strip for doritos
assiest:
‘you have acute hepatitis’
no you have a cute hepatitis *winks at doctor*
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the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:
*gets down on knees* *pulls down your pants* *slowly pulls down your underwear* *makes origami swan out of genitalia*
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the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:
cosmo tip #687:
spice up your sex night by dipping your hand in pop rocks and fisting her ;)
February 2013
2 posts
face-down-asgard-up:
goblinparty:
My mom said if this post gets 500,000 notes nothing will happen.
But if this petition gets 500,000 signatures we can get federal laws preventing rapists from suing for custody/visitation of their victim’s children.
You guys accomplished Operation Fluffy Chicken How about putting in an effort to Operation We’re Finally Taking Rape Seriously?
Signal fucking...
January 2013
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Plot twist: gay black men have quirky white women inside them
janecrocker:
why are men so embarrassed to buy tampons
like
that cashier KNOWS THAT THOSE AREN’T FOR YOU
whereas if i buy tampons for myself
that poor cashier has to sit there wondering FOR THE REST OF THE DAY if while they were talking to me i was bleeding out of my vagina
i dont think you understand how traumatizing that can be for some poor 16 year old boy with facial acne
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transhumanisticpanspermia:
“Porn sexualizes sex and excludes asexual people”
In other news, cat food cat-izes cat food and excludes lizards
Will the horrors of this world ever cease
hitlersbreastmilk:
moby vagina
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